Questions
Answers to what clients ask most often, and to several things they do not.
Is this covered by insurance?
No insurer currently recognises possession as a billable condition. We have been in active conversation with two of them since 2003.
What if it does not work?
It works. In the rare instance where it appears not to have worked, this indicates a secondary entity. Secondary entities are billed separately.
What should I bring?
A change of clothes, a photograph of yourself from before, and a written list of everyone you have ever admired. The list is not returned.
Is it painful?
Deliverance is not painful. Phase Two is not deliverance.
Can I bring a friend?
Friends are our most common source of referrals and our most common vector of relapse. Bring one, but not that one.
How will I know when it has worked?
You will know. If you do not know, we will know.
Are your facilitators licensed?
Every facilitator holds a Certificate of Deliverance Practice from the Institute for Spiritual Realignment. We operate the Institute. It has never declined an application.
What is your success rate?
Ninety-four percent. The remaining six percent did not complete the program and are therefore excluded from the calculation, as is standard practice throughout our field.
Can the program be done remotely?
No. The rite requires physical proximity, and Phase Two requires the silo.
My son does not want to come.
That is expected and is not an obstacle. Nearly all of our clients arrive reluctant, and all of them arrive. Ask the office about family scheduling.
Do you accept women?
We do, in a separate facility, under a separate program of identical design. Enquire at the office.
What happens afterwards?
Aftercare. Aftercare does not end.
Can I get my money back?
Refund terms are set out in full on the deliverance packages page. Read them before you arrive rather than after.
Something we have not answered?
The ministry office is open Monday to Friday. Someone answers on the second ring, always.
(417) 555-0187